13.9.10

INSTALLING HUSBAND !


A woman writes to the IT Technical support.....

Dear Tech Support,


Last year I upgraded from 
Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, 
Husband 1.0uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,and then installed undesirable programs such asNEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0
 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6simply crashes the system.
Signed,

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REPLY 


DEAR Madam, 


First, keep in mind, 
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0is an operating system. 

Please enter command: 
ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to downloadTears 6.2 and do not forget to install theGuilt 3.0update. 
If that application works as designed, 
Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 andFlowers 3.5.. 

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause 
Husband1.0to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that 
Beer 6.1is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. 

Whatever you do, 
DO NOT in any circumstances installMother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) 

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, 
Husband 1.0is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software 
to improve memory and performance. 
We recommend: 
Cooking 3.0and Good Looks 7.7. 

Good Luck Madam!
 

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Technical support team

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