Aap ko tension - Old jokes from my Junk box

Ladki ne aapse lift maangi,

Raste mein uski tabiat kaharab ho gai. Aapko TENSION !!

Aap hospital le gaye,

Doctor bola – aap baap banne wale ho. Aapko TENSION !!

Aap bole – Mai iska baap nahi !

Phir ladki se pucha Ladki boli – yehi baap hai. Aapko aur TENSION.

Phir police ayi. Aapka medical check up hua.

Report aayi. 
Aap to kabhi baap hi nahi ban sakte. Aapko aur TENSION !!

Aap ne khuda ka shukar ada kiya aur aap Khushi Khushi ghar gaye !

Aur phir socha Ki ghar pe jo bachchay hai

Wo kiske hai???????